I really wish there was a ffffound.com for sentences. I guess that's called a weblog. Anyway, here are two that I wanted to note this weekend:

Wikipedia's Martin Luther King Day page on South Carolina's May 2000 adoption of MLK day as a state holiday: "Prior to this, employees could choose between celebrating Martin Luther King Day or one of three confederate holidays."

From Mark Pilgrim's book "Dive into Python" on the subject of private functions: "Acknowledge that this is interesting, but promise to never, ever do it in real code."

In case you were ever considering learning Python, I cannot recommend Mark's book enough.