My favorite line ever uttered on Monk (a TV show about a detective with OCD) comes at this moment where he stops in front of a very modern, splotchy painting, where dark figures seem to blend into each other in gloomy colors. He stares at it a bit, turns to the owner, and in an almost frightened voice says: "This is me...isn't it?"

With that, I point you to the very funny Regrets: Hobbies, part of a series by Steve Delahoyde. Here is boxes, spoons, kid, and racism.