I'm going to follow Anil's lead and put a call out for something in the Cole Valley/Noe Valley area. Living a block south of Haight has been nice, but if I hear "Yo, bitch, I said 'STEP THE FUCK OFF!'" one more time from this window I'm seriously going to go down there and explain to the gentleman the merits of a respectful, two-way relationship. Or something.
Also: walking + hills = holy fuck.